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Doc Dan wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 03, 2024 8:43 am

When does a joke become a dad joke?

My car has a button for nearly everything. It even has one that says "rear wiper." I'm still too afraid to use that one.

Haha! :D

Man: Two years ago, my brother ran for Congress.
Friend: What does he do now?
Man: Nothing—he got elected!

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It didn't do well. It had great food, but no atmosphere.

We used to have Steve Jobs,Bob Hope and Johnny Cash......


Now we have

no jobs,

no hope and

no cash....


Please,please



don't let Kevin Bacon die!!

I was on a diabetes awareness site and it asked me if accept cookies…

Is that a trick question?

A confused man with a map in his hand approached a local man in the city he was visiting.

“What’s the quickest way to get downtown?” he asked.

The local man scratched his head, and said: “Are you walking or driving?”

“I’m driving,” the tourist replied.

“Yup, that’s the quickest way!”

Archaeologists exploring a pyramid in Egypt have made a sweet discovery: a mummy wrapped in chocolate and hazelnuts!

This was just too good to pass up posting.


This video pretends to be How It's Made show, but it isn't. It cracks me up.

Two lifelong friends got together for lunch one day.

“Mike, I’m in a terrible pickle,” the first man stated.

“I’m strapped for cash, my rent is due tomorrow and I haven’t the slightest idea where I’m going to get it from!”

“Well, that’s good to hear,” answered Mike with a smile. “I was afraid you might have an idea that you could borrow it from me!”

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband: “I bet you don’t know what day it is today”.

“Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, getting up from the table and going out the door to the office.

At 10am, the doorbell rang. When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses. At 1pm, a foil-wrapped box of her favourite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home. When he did, she exclaimed: “First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! I’ve never had a more wonderful day for a dental cleaning in my life!”

A couple of cannibals are sitting around, and one says:
“I don’t like my brother-in-law very much.”

The other one responds, “Then just eat the rice.”

MG2

Manixguy@1994 wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:02 am

MG2

It could be that, or something I'm not going to say because I'll get in trouble.

I'm definitely in favor of global warming then.

Why is it called camouflage and not