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Dr. Snubnose
10-07-2005, 11:48 PM
Subject: Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a
new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
(USRSF). These
North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and
Tennessee boys
will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the
following facts
about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups,
country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for
the death of Dale
Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK. Doc :D
bigcat
10-08-2005, 12:05 AM
Doc,

You hit the nail on the head, but you left out all them GOOD OL' BOYS in New Jersey.

Bigcat
ghostrider
10-08-2005, 01:12 AM
He He, gotta love them 'Good 'ol Boys'.
Jim Malone
10-08-2005, 04:36 AM
Maybe they can parachute Hillary Clinton? She is so boring that O.B.L. would rather prefer a stay in Guantanamo Bay :D
greencobra
10-08-2005, 05:16 AM
Yeee Hawwww. That'll work!
EarthDog
10-08-2005, 05:20 AM
Hey, hey! There are plenty of us in Florida too.
Stevie Ray
10-08-2005, 06:28 AM
Hey now ... you're all around Louisiana, but left it out. Bring da Cajuns to da party too ... :)
Hannibal Lecter
10-08-2005, 07:59 AM
My Dear Dr. Snubnose,

I'll assist in signing participants up - for me many are just a local phone call away... :D

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Hannibal
CopilotATS-55
10-08-2005, 09:33 AM
sadly this is a stereotype i get ticked at
spyderknut
10-08-2005, 09:43 AM
sadly this is a stereotype i get ticked at

Most rednecks I know (and I know a bunch), are not offended by these sorts of comments. Sadly, I would bet special forces are well stocked with rednecks yet OBL remains safely hidden AFAIK. :(
Jim Malone
10-08-2005, 11:55 AM
IMHO the REDNECK is not derogative at all. The word comes frome white farmers who's neck turned red from working on the fields. Since when did hard work became a shame? i rather have a redneck then a crackhead living on social security! Honest hard work made this country great, not white collar or social dropouts.

Support your local redneck! :p
Dr. Snubnose
10-08-2005, 01:12 PM
IMHO the REDNECK is not derogative at all. The word comes frome white farmers who's neck turned red from working on the fields. Since when did hard work became a shame? i rather have a redneck then a crackhead living on social security! Honest hard work made this country great, not white collar or social dropouts.

Support your local redneck! :p
Yep what Jim said....Doc :D
BlackNinja
10-08-2005, 02:12 PM
he he, thanks for the laugh Doc. :D . Now, I live in Upstate NY, it's a small town of about 10,000 or less, and there are ALOT of farms in the area. We have a Lumberyard, Bonadent a couple small factories, Walmart, grocery store etc... It's pretty much a Redneck community. Some here are proud Rednecks, I am not. Not because of the working aspect, but because most, not all, discriminate against, sex, sexual preference, color of skin, ethnicity, anything different from what they see in our very small community. I think that the word "Redneck" is a label that describes a certain behavior, nothing more. I found that joke to be funny because it's pretty much true, thats most peoples demeanor in this town. BTW, as I am typing, my wife is sitting at a table next to Bill and Hillary Clinton eating lunch. Her fathers signifigant other went to the same college as Hillary, and she is being inducted in the Womans Hall of Fame in Seneca Falls NY. She will have pics, but I don't know how to post them. Think of the skeletons thay have in their closets. :eek:
CopilotATS-55
10-08-2005, 03:46 PM
some people i know call anyone and everyone south of Maryland Rednecks it just gets tyring hearing it sorry but "they taste like chicken" are u sure they arent cannibals :D
Irish Lager
10-08-2005, 08:19 PM
Ive been called a redneck several times over, and its quite true. Being a red head, my neck is always burnt...

thanks for the laugh Doc.
J
Simple Man
10-10-2005, 08:55 AM
Com'on ya'll, ya say Redneck like it's a bad thing.


Hey, hey! There are plenty of us in Florida too.Yeah, but once you cross over the Alabama/Georgia line into Fla., you start heading back north. :D


BTW. I proudly resemble those remarks. :)
dialex
10-10-2005, 09:20 AM
Anyone remembers the "Red Neck Rampage" game? It's an old shooter (contemporary with "Duke Nukem" if this tells you anything)...
Jim Malone
10-10-2005, 05:00 PM
Yiehaw ! used to play that, man that's a long time ago! :D "if you mess with the bull, you get the horn....." :p
J Smith
10-10-2005, 07:30 PM
got that right