Black Boxes in PickUp Trucks

[john row]

AP UPI

Black Boxes in Pickups

The National transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "OH, ****!"

Only the states of Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."

John

colobbfan



They say there's a long tunnel with a bright light at the end. I've been there. it's just REALLY DARK!! :) LOL

[Jazzman]

LOL. Yeah, Missouri isn't that bad! Well, ok, I know.....

[thorin hammer]

ROFL=Roll on floor laughing(for those who don't know). That's great John... Thanks

[vampyrewolf]

ROTFLMFAO

sounds almost like canada...

"hold the wheel, I'm catching us some pork for dinner"

We all start with 10 fingers. Those with Spydies have 9 to spare, Still need a thumb. Good thing I still have 8 to spare...

[The Stare]

ROTFLMFAO.

That's hilarious, John!

Been a long time since I lived in Missouri, but it checks with my memories of the "good 'ol boys."

Stare

[ftkinney]

that's very true, a dispaced texan.



FTK

[charlie]

Thanks John;
Great Joke and I have shared it with all of my friends.

[john row]

An update:
Yucatan to the south and Saskatchewan to the north have been added to the lists.
In the Yucatan it's "hold my mescal & watch this".
Saskatchewan" hold my Molson Lite..."

John who will keep you updated.

They say there's a long tunnel with a bright light at the end. I've been there. it's just REALLY DARK!! :) LOL