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Yesterday, a couple D-Block inmates decided to engage in hand-to-hand combat, armed with locks-in-a-sock and shanks. As far as I know, none were immediately apprehended.
All day today, Security was scooping them up, off the block in handcuffs, taken away to the Dungeon. Guess they must have checked the video camera tapes.
Hope they didn't see Brian's huge, pasty, white ass on the tapes while they were checking... :eek: :D
CopilotATS-55
03-02-2006, 02:51 PM
They would have been scared if they saw it :D
smcfalls13
03-02-2006, 03:23 PM
Hope their benefits includes some kind of vision plan if they did see the reflector ;)
Locks in a sock huh? I've only got one word for that. OUCH :eek:
Ed Meinel
03-02-2006, 08:11 PM
Locks in Socks -- isn't that a Dr. Suess book? :p
rcbalt2
03-02-2006, 10:29 PM
No Dr. Suess was Socks with Lox. It was after Green Eggs and Ham
Civilian
03-03-2006, 06:45 PM
Why do inmates need socks? or Shoes for that matter?
Locks in Socks -- isn't that a Dr. Suess book? :p
LOL, maybe you meant "Green Eggs and Ham"? Incidentally, people think that's just the title of a book...but I've actually eaten green eggs and ham in the prison.
Today, a fire started in the prison's Laundry. One of the old dryers caught fire, which was quickly extinguished.
Why do inmates need socks? or Shoes for that matter?
I have no idea whatsoever. They keep insisting that we give the crooks all kinds of things. Is nothing sacred?
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