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MacTech
08-08-2006, 10:13 AM
For some reason, i feel like crawling into a cave and hiding from the world in general, other times i feel like grabbing my 12-gauge and just going postal....

this whole month at work has been hellish....

first off, up here in New England, we've been having some rather intense thunderstorms, there's a never-ending supply of customers bringing in their machines with blown ethernet ports because *THEY WERE TOO STUPID TO DISCONNECT THE ETHERNET LINE DURING A THUNDERSTORM!*, and coincedentally had a *power surge* come up their coaxial cable lines or phone lines, blowing out the ethernet port on the logic board

you can get power surges up the television cable that connects to your cable modem, and that surge will go right into the ethernet port, blowing it out, and since Macs have Ethernet integrated into the logic board, that means I have to replace the bloody *logic board*....

i have so many machines in the queue that the repair queue is 7-8 *BUSINESS* days (M-F) before it even gets on the bench for diagnosis (the customer is told this at drop-off), yet i invariably get incessant phone calls from *MORONS* who dropped their machine off *two* days ago, wondering if it's done yet, AARRRGGGHHHH!!!

NO, it's not done yet, MORON, because you only dropped it off TWO days ago!, pissing off the tech by constantly pestering him is *not* a good idea....

on top of that, the eMac (1.25GHz), (a 60 pound Mac, in a *slippery* case with *NO* carrying handle), has a known flaw with the logic board, it pops capacitors and fails, Apple has a repair extension program out for this machine, but the machine is a pain in the arse to work on, as it's so cumbersome, we have a bunch of *those* in as well, with impatient customers, and to top it all off, the logic board is on *BACKORDER!*, Apple has NO recoverry date, i've had machines waiting for parts for over a *month*, there's nothing I can do, aside from update the customer "yep, still on backorder, still waiting", and wait for Apple to get off their arse and ship the bloody parts

there's a similar REA program for the original iMac G5's, and yes, you guessed it, a lot of *those* in as well, *AND* (drumroll please...) THOSE parts are on BACKORDER as well!...

but wait, it gets "better"....

this week, i finally recieved two backordered eMac logic boards, installed them in their requisite machines.....

the *replacement* boards, boards i have been waiting a *month* for, were *DEFECTIVE!*....
one would pop the optical drive tray open, and not permit it to close, it also didn't see the hard drive, the other board had bad video ram

and the logic boards are *STILL ON BACKORDER!!!!!*

but wait, i'm not done *yet*....

one of my backordered iMac logic boards came in, the customer's board was spiked by a CABLE LINE POWER SURGE (that a $40 surge protector with coax. protection would have stopped...), so i put the new logic board in the iMac......

*THIS* board was *ALSO* DEFECTIVE!!! startup chime only, no video, just the high speed fans....

and yes, you guessed it, the replacement board is on *BACKORDER*

on top of all of this, constant calls from impatient customers wondering if their machine is ready yet....

and just to make matters even worse, we've been getting a bunch of custoners come in with failing/dead hard drives, drives that have their entire life/music collection/irreplacable photos/the only copy of their business files on them, the drives are either failing or already dead, data is inaccesable with off the shelf diagnostic/repair software, as these are *hardware* failures (mostly IBM DeathStar, errr....DeskStar drives)

and the customers don't have backups/have never performed backups, they've lost *everything*, and suddenly, it's "my" fault that *they* didn't back up their data???

we tell *every* customer that purchases a Mac from us to consider purchasing an external hard drive for backup purposes, i even show them *how* to back up the drive using Carbon Copy Cloner, but 99% of them do not take our advice, believing that they'll be okay, only to get pissed off at *me* when i tell them i can't recover their data and they have to send it to a horribly expensive data recovery company (average bill is around $2000 for data recovery)

look MORON, it's not *my* fault your data's toast, maybe if you *backed up your drive* you wouldn't be having this problem, heck, *MY* hard drive crashed last week, and since i had current backups, i was only out the time it took to replace the drive and reclone the data over from *MY* backup...

As i'm overly fond of saying;
"A lack of planning on your part *DOES NOT* constitute an "Emergency" on MY part..."

ever wonder why i suddenly feel like grabbing my shotgun and going postal?

I *HATE* the public....

Oh yeah, forgot to add....

last week, one of our salesguys switched to part-time hours (2-6:30 PM), so from 10-2 it's just myself and Bill (Sales) in the store, it's been *incredibly* busy this last week, all during the morning hours, and on top of that, the frakking phone doesn't stop ringing (i need to repress my instinctive MACTECH SMASH PHONE, SMASH, SMASH, SMASH, PHONE BAD!!!! urge whenever the frelling thing rings)

at least it gets a little easier when Steve gets in and helps handle the load...
not today, he's just called in sick, it'll just be Bill and I today, today's gonna *suck*.....

Hmm, wonder how well a Ka-Bar USMC blade will impale a phone?

yablanowitz
08-08-2006, 11:48 AM
C'mon, Mac. Stop repressing and tell us how you REALLY feel :D
Be thankful for the troubles of your job, they provide half your income. If it weren't for the ongoing disasters and idiots, they could find someone else to do your job for HALF what they pay you. It also helps to think of backordered parts as "job security". Good luck, and keep smiling! (It annoys the heck out of people :D )

Bayoublaster
08-08-2006, 12:08 PM
So this would be a bad time to ask for some help with my computer? :D

David Lowry
08-08-2006, 12:10 PM
MacTech, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. As a fellow technology guy I feel your pain.

People are dumb.

I also love the saying...
A lack of planning on your part *DOES NOT* constitute an "Emergency" on MY part.

I had a sign with that saying on my desk for the longest time. People would walk up and complain and I would point to it. They would whine, and I would smile.

It's not the nice people that I mind. It's the idiots. The people that go through the proper protocol and then tell me "it's no hurry, whenever you have a chance..." are who gets helped first. The people who say "I need it done now and it's very important" are who wait. I mean look, everyone thinks their stuff is the most important, so how do you get to the front of the line? By being nice and not saying or demanding that your stuff is so important that you need it done now.

Per chance do you work at an Apple store.....or is it just a local shop that works on Macs too...?

Sorry......and yes......I've had those weeks before. :D

Keep your head up bro and realize it's just a means to an end, you're only one man and you can only do so much in a given day.

;)

MacTech
08-08-2006, 12:32 PM
It's not the nice people that I mind. It's the idiots. The people that go through the proper protocol and then tell me "it's no hurry, whenever you have a chance..." are who gets helped first. The people who say "I need it done now and it's very important" are who wait. I mean look, everyone thinks their stuff is the most important, so how do you get to the front of the line? By being nice and not saying or demanding that your stuff is so important that you need it done now.


I agree, the nice customers are a breath of fresh air in an otherwise stagnant wind, nice customers get extra perks, ranging from tips and tricks I find helpful, showing them how to perform the repair themselves next time (if it's user-servicable) some of the really nice customers i cut a break on the labor, if it took an hour and 15, i charge them an hour, stuff like that, i truly appreciate custopmers that are willing to *learn*

jerks get the bare-minimum service to fix the problem, and no breaks, they're also charged the full time involved, they don't get *bad* service, as i don't do that, but they get the minimum neccecary to fix the problem they brought it in for, nothing more


Per chance do you work at an Apple store.....or is it just a local shop that works on Macs too...?

nope, i work for an independent retailer



Keep your head up bro and realize it's just a means to an end, you're only one man and you can only do so much in a given day.

;)
i just wish the *CUSTOMERS* would understand that, screaming at *me* because a part is backordered won't make the part come in any faster, and if they're enough of a jerk, i "may not have time to repair" their machine that day, oh well, guess they'll have to wait until tomorrow then...

uhiforgot
08-08-2006, 03:22 PM
Mactech, as another fellow geek, I feel your pain. Granted probably not to the same degree, but I DO feel your pain. I'm more the FAMILY computer guy, and everyone thinks I'm "paranoid" until it's time to fix something that could have been easily avoided by being.... "paranoid.":rolleyes: :cool:

David Lowry and yablanowitz are right about the smiling part. I assure you: you will find it extremely gratifying on a number of different levels in all manner of PEBKAC situations;) :D

My hat's off to you, Geekbrother, for you carry a heavier burden than most. Just rembember what to tell them: "I told you so. I told you so. I told you..."

-Jeff

KSDbass
08-08-2006, 07:20 PM
so now is probably a bad time, bud how is it Mac can get 16 gb of RAM on their motherboards, but Windows can only get 8?

MacTech
08-08-2006, 07:36 PM
More than likely more ram sockets in the towers and/or a more efficient RAM controller chip, no idea, the gearheads in Cupertino are just working their magic....

J Smith
08-08-2006, 10:37 PM
The past week or 2 has been like that for me too.Mad at the world.Must be the heat.

vampyrewolf
08-09-2006, 01:17 AM
I can see your problem... they're MACS :p Very close second to a Dell for working on.

I don't have anything official for a comp tech course.... just years of programming and experience. Get calls all the time to do home computers, those aren't a problem. It's when a business calls(usually family or work contacts) and has 3-4 machines down that need to be working RFN that it's annoying.

Last week I got to run around the shop with a pocket of cable ties cleaning up under and behind desks.... I was averaging about 15-20min per desk.... for 32hrs of it.... you do the math. Wanna guess why I got that job? I was the most qualified person in the shop. The IT and R&D folks weren't in. I still only got my production tech wage, even though I asked for IT pay. Even more fun is that not only did I have more than enough work given to me(we ONLY have about 300 computers, and IT only has 10ppl), I am now one of the 3 computer ppl on the floor to go to for help. I probably fixed 20 computers on monday(none of the ones I tied up last week :D ), and usually as simple as wiggling a cable or replugging a cable that was kicked loose.

I've got 6 towers in my living room for me to finish... or at least clean up, buy HDs for and get working. 4 x 133MHz( "I think these work") ( will be finding 2.1gb HDs and running linux if they work) , 1 x 486MHz(was our old win95 machine, just need a 10 or 20gb IDE HD for it), 1 x 700MHz (had win ME on it, no vid right now though... dunno if it's the PS or AGP, but I found an old 8mb PCI vid card to try)....
Just wait till I get the headache of connecting 7 towers.... never mind making a cabinet for em all. Thank god for KVM switches... now I'll only need a pair of 4 connection KVMs and hope the towers all work :rolleyes:

MacTech
08-09-2006, 12:01 PM
It's not any better today, Steve's still sick, and Bill just fielded a call where a customer accused me of "frakking around" on his computer and not repairing it....

uhh, *NO*, MORON, i'm trying to recreate the problem using the steps *YOU* told me you took, you have just pissed off the tech, not a good thing, because your hard drive has just come down with "major errors", and it'll take at least *two* more days for me to get an adequate diagnostic sample.....

maybe if you didn't go and piss me off it'd be ready sooner, but you *had*to go and insult the tech, so sorry, the repair is going to take a few days longer than expected...

next time keep your mouth shut, jerk....

yablanowitz
08-09-2006, 05:23 PM
Give 'em my personal favorite line: "I found the problem. You're too stupid to own a computer.":D

Th232
08-09-2006, 10:21 PM
Or the old "The error was between the keyboard and the chair".

I can sympathise with you though, another family technician here, the most annoying questions are the ones where you've even given them written instructions, and they still ask how to do it.

Hope your days get better from here on.

zenheretic
08-12-2006, 12:19 AM
Hey Mactech,

It seems to be a human condition to focus on the negatives and discount the positives. We always remember our negative customer encounters much more readily than the positive. Hopefully you can strive to focus on the positive folks to relieve some of the stresses you are suffering, not to mention seeing the angry customers in a humorous light when they are mad at you for problems completely out of your control...most likely self inflicted problems. For example: I work as an information Pharmacist for a major mail order company. My function is to provide information on drugs. Someone just got off the phone all pissed because they forgot their meds at home when they are traveling. I informed them of the risks of going without their meds and what they needed to do to obtain some locally: 1) have original dr. call in drug to local pharmacy, 2) visit new dr. for local prescription, 3) transfer remaining refills from mail order to retail pharmacy. The patient found reasons to disagree with any possible solution.:rolleyes: No other solutions are possible/legal. Some people aren't happy unless they are mad. What can I do but smile and think of the little old lady that called 10 minutes ago with a similar scenario, that was happy I could tell her the exact same information. Round and round we go; this all seems so familiar.

Dr. Snubnose
08-12-2006, 12:23 AM
Hey Mactech,

It seems to be a human condition to focus on the negatives and discount the positives. We always remember our negative customer encounters much more readily than the positive. Hopefully you can strive to focus on the positive folks to relieve some of the stresses you are suffering, not to mention seeing the angry customers in a humorous light when they are mad at you for problems completely out of your control...most likely self inflicted problems. For example: I work as an information Pharmacist for a major mail order company. My function is to provide information on drugs. Someone just got off the phone all pissed because they forgot their meds at home when they are traveling. I informed them of the risks of going without their meds and what they needed to do to obtain some locally: 1) have original dr. call in drug to local pharmacy, 2) visit new dr. for local prescription, 3) transfer remaining refills from mail order to retail pharmacy. The patient found reasons to disagree with any possible solution.:rolleyes: No other solutions are possible/legal. Some people aren't happy unless they are mad. What can I do but smile and think of the little old lady that called 10 minutes ago with a similar scenario, that was happy I could tell her the exact same information. Round and round we go; this all seems so familiar.

Zen: I need meds.....and I'm not even going to travel....what should I do!!!! I could probably ask Dr. Han for some but would probably get some sought of snake medicine!!!!Doc:p

zenheretic
08-12-2006, 12:53 AM
Zen: I need meds.....and I'm not even going to travel....what should I do!!!! Doc:p
Doc, drink heavily. Repeat after me, "I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy."

psimonl
08-12-2006, 12:42 PM
Hello MacTech...

There is a written rule in finance about the 10%

-10% of you customers will bring 90% of your problems;
-90% of your incomes will come from 10% of your customers;
-90% of the repairs you have to perform are always the same 10%
-those 10% parts you keep repairing are bringing 90% of your income...

And so on. And now, apply that rule to every field of work you can imagine, and it always turns out to be true...

Take care and remember, if this is a bad moment, it means a good one is coming...

Simon

psimonl
08-12-2006, 12:55 PM
Hello MacTech...

There is a written rule in finance about the 10%

-10% of you customers will bring 90% of your problems;
-90% of your incomes will come from 10% of your customers;
-90% of the repairs you have to perform are always the same 10%
-those 10% parts you keep repairing are bringing 90% of your income...

And so on. And now, apply that rule to every field of work you can imagine, and it always turns out to be true...

Take care and remember, if this is a bad moment, it means a good one is coming...

Simon