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aj1985
12-23-2007, 11:08 PM
Up for bid is a NEW in the box, never used, Spyderco Military Folder. This knife has been in my collection for over a year, stored in the box and never used. It has a 4" Stainless razor sharp blade with the partially serrated edge, an overall open length of 9.5" and a closed length of 5.5". The handles are Textured G-10. Also has a black stainless pocket clip. Very nice knife, in fact, it is one of Spyderco's finest. These babies go for over 100 bucks plus shipping. I'm cleaning out my stuff, cuz my wife said so. Check my other auctions, please! A naggin' wife can do alot of harm. My patience and Jack Daniels are running low. Shipping will be a $6.00 flat fee rate by Insured USPS Priority Mail. The Weenie Dog is not for sale. But, he's watching you, and waiting for you to bid. WOOF! Bid Now!!!

Check out my other items!

PLEASE READ THIS: THE EBAY ANTI-GUN/ ANTI-KNIFE/ ANTI-FUN POLICE LEGAL STATEMENT - This is a legal defensive/ sporting type knife that complies with the rules of the Ebay Anti-Gun / Anti-Fun /Anti-Knife Police. They've already prohibited most firearms related parts and accessories and many "legal" knives. This is not a "switchblade" or "automatic" knife. It is not an Assault Weapon, Machine Gun, Grenade or Atomic Bomb. It will not hurt you, unless you swallow it or shove it in your ear or something. It will not fire a projectile, explode, melt the Polar Ice Caps, cause Radiation, kill the Spotted Owl, make your Sister Pregnant or hurt Rosie O'Donnells feelings. It is legal anywhere knives are legal and buyers are at least 18 years old, except for some liberal, communist jurisdictions, where you're not allowed to have fun, or exercise your rights owning guns, knives or other fun stuff. Where the government and the locals "leaders" forbid free speech, unless it conforms to their "liberal progressive" agenda and only weirdos, psycos, perverts and their puppet politicians are allowed to express themselves and interpret the meaning of the constitution. Where Mean-spirited, over- emotional thinking, with lots of political yelling and screaming is the norm when creating the rules. Where "Progressive" backward - ass thinking is thought to be "normal". Where the criminal element walks through a revolving door to justice, and buys or steals their weapons on the street, but the regular folks are regulated by laws forbidding them the defense they need, leaving them cowaring in fear in their own homes and towns. Where "Bush" gets blamed for everything from Katrina to a melted candy bar, and every political decision is based on hatred for "Bush". If you live in one of these places, you should not bid. Or better yet, move away from there, so you can live with normal, sane people who actually love their country and trust the citizenry with their rights. Then join the NRA. www.nra.org AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT THE GOOD LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT!!!

foggy
12-23-2007, 11:25 PM
Ha Ha, very good!

swingshot
12-24-2007, 03:05 AM
. Where "Progressive" backward - ass thinking is thought to be "normal".

ROFLOL.

David Lowry
12-24-2007, 04:26 AM
Dude that's a great way to start my day. I just read that and was laughing out loud here in my office at 6:26am. :D

Thanks for that!

Episteme
12-24-2007, 09:40 AM
The spyderco military will not 'kill the spotted owl'...
And it's ..."not an atomic bomb...".

LOL.

Good disclaimer.

Mike

Gollum
12-24-2007, 09:53 AM
He's just gonna use the money buy more stuff to replace it, he has to learn to hide his stuff better.

EarthDog
12-24-2007, 10:20 AM
Read it. Laughed out loud. Had to read it to my daughter. She laughed and said it was a funny mixture of me and her reactionary grandmother.

bigkahunasix
12-24-2007, 10:35 AM
Wonder how long Evilbay leaves that up?

Agent Starling
12-24-2007, 10:45 AM
Wonder how long Evilbay leaves that up?
that made my morning, thanks for posting...brilliant! :)

Agent Starling

tonydahose
12-24-2007, 10:46 AM
that was pretty damn funny.:D

bh49
12-24-2007, 11:13 AM
This is great, I love it. Especially the part about sister and Rosie.

Daniel
12-24-2007, 11:35 AM
I also read this and I really laughed! I especially like the part that he cannot guarantee delivery by Christmas and the auction ends Dec. 25th!

I almost want to bid on it to reward his creativity!!:D :D :D

whitefeather
12-24-2007, 01:06 PM
That was great. Thanks for sharing

Blackhair
12-24-2007, 01:20 PM
That is absolutely hilarious!! :D

A.P.F.
12-24-2007, 01:44 PM
Perfect, just perfect! :)

clovisc
12-25-2007, 10:44 AM
i've put up some funny ebay descriptions, but that just takes the cake! wonder who the guy who wrote it is? whoever he is... he's got a bit too much free time... :D

SimpleIsGood229
12-26-2007, 09:23 PM
HAHA!!! I've seen some of his auctions before and that IS quite a disclaimer!

The question, however, remains: Will the Spyderco Millitary kill the bald eagle and is the Millie a hydrogen bomb? :p :D

J Smith
12-26-2007, 10:40 PM
Copied and saved for future use.

J Smith
12-26-2007, 10:42 PM
HAHA!!! I've seen some of his auctions before and that IS quite a disclaimer!

The question, however, remains: Will the Spyderco Millitary kill the bald eagle and is the Millie a hydrogen bomb? :p :D
Only if you stick it in the bird and only if you can get to to critical mass.

Agent Starling
12-26-2007, 11:09 PM
The question, however, remains: Will the Spyderco Millitary kill the bald eagle and is the Millie a hydrogen bomb? :p :D

say-who-the-what???

dialex
12-28-2007, 01:21 PM
... It will not hurt you, unless you swallow it or shove it in your ear or something...

Or something? :eek: :confused: :rolleyes: ;)