Dr. Snubnose
05-23-2008, 09:59 PM
The Dead Cow and Vet School
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first <BR>anatomy class, with a real dead cow.� They all gathered around the surgery <BR>table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the <BR>class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the animal body.'� For an example, the Professor pulled <BR>back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it <BR>and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told
his students. The students� freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow
and sucking on it.�� When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and said, 'The second most important quality is observation.� I stuck in my <BR>middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. <BR>Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'.......Doc:D
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first <BR>anatomy class, with a real dead cow.� They all gathered around the surgery <BR>table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the <BR>class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving the animal body.'� For an example, the Professor pulled <BR>back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it <BR>and stuck his finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told
his students. The students� freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow
and sucking on it.�� When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and said, 'The second most important quality is observation.� I stuck in my <BR>middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. <BR>Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'.......Doc:D