Favorite Sayings/Quote/blurb Well you know what I mean

[aj1985]

Hey guys Just was reading a few things and came across the below saying.

Embrace the suck

Imo truer words were never spoken. I wish I heard this saying a long while ago, because it does put all into perspective.

take care guys and what are your favorite sayings

aj

[Ed Schempp]

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease...Take Care...Ed

[yablanowitz]

Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. (Redd Foxx/Fred Sanford)

[tonydahose]

Drive it like you stole it:cool:

and my favorite knock knock joke is from the movie Catch Me If You Can by Tom Hanks
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Go (expletive) yourself.

coming from Tom Hanks it was just hilarious..even though it isnt too P.C.

i just remebered one more by Rodney Dangerfield..."Watch out for number 1 and don't step in number 2"

there are aslo a bunch that i like that are in some board members' sigs.

[TR Graham]

An armed society is a POLITE society. (Heinlein)

There is no such thing as a dangerous weapon, only dangerous PEOPLE. (rifle instructor, US Army)

God dearly loves the stupid, ’cause He made a lot of ’em. (Grampa Kogler)

TR Graham
The Glocksmith

[Agent Starling]

Carpe Diem!

{Latin for: Seize the Day!}

I like it cuz it reminds me that life is not a dress rehearsal; that if you want to fulfill your dreams, you've got to go for it today!! :D

Agent Starling

[Agent Starling]

hey TR,


An armed society is a POLITE society. (Heinlein)


Do you suppose that an armed college campus would also be a polite ( and less lethal ) college campus...? I do!

Agent Starling

[TR Graham]

hey TR,



Do you suppose that an armed college campus would also be a polite ( and less lethal ) college campus...? I do!

Agent Starling

Perhaps. Perhaps not. It depends on the maturity (and training) of the folks who wish to be armed.

However, I DO think that "gun-free zones" are an absolutely idiotic idea. All this does is give an armed madman a target rich environment with little chance of being shot themselves.

TR Graham
The Glocksmith

[Doc Pyres]

To see a world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.
William Blake

One may smile, and smile, and be a villain
Hamlet, Act I, Scene V

I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the next one.
Jonathan Swift

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.
Britney Spears

[spydutch]

Its a line from a lyric of an old Metallica song, Damage Inc.:

"F:spyder:ck it all and f:spyder:cking no regrets"

[picobrain]

My life is loosely based on a true story.


Some of my best friends are people.


peace

[ccpmedic]

Pray for the Dead, Fight like Hell for the Living...

I am a Flight Paramedic, and this phrase is posted in our Crew office.
Roy

[MacTech]

"You tried your best, and you failed miserably, the lesson is....never try!"(Homer Simpson's wise words to Bart)

"And the winner is, #3 in a Quantum finish!"
"No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!"
(horserace announcer and Professor Hubert Farnsworth from Futurama)

and some of my favorite Douglas Adams quotes (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams);
Don't Panic!
Any one capable of being elected President should on no account be allowed to do the job
Life, Don't talk to me about Life!

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.

Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

[java]

Carpe Diem!

{Latin for: Seize the Day!}

I like it cuz it reminds me that life is not a dress rehearsal; that if you want to fulfill your dreams, you've got to go for it today!! :D

Agent Starling

CARPE CASEUM!!!! (Seize the cheese)

"Semper ubi sub ubi!!" - Always wear underwear. :)


"It just goes to show you can never tell when you least expect the most." - old Java-nese saying

"A hole-less knife is a soul-less knife and a whole less knife!" - another old Java-nese saying



j

[Agent Starling]

CARPE CASEUM!!!! (Seize the cheese)

"Semper ubi sub ubi!!" - Always wear underwear. :)


"It just goes to show you can never tell when you least expect the most." - old Java-nese saying

"A hole-less knife is a soul-less knife and a whole less knife!" - another old Java-nese saying



j

Ha ha, you da funny man, java! :spyder:

Agent Starling

[Piercieve]

When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.
-Hunter S. Thompson

[SoCal Operator]

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

Mark Twain

[bluemist]

"when seconds count the police are only minutes away"

-Found on James Keating's site.

[jeff189]

I wanna hear the Glen Miller Orchestra and I wanna see cops
beating up hippies.
-Grandpa Simpson

[jeep45238]

Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Semper Paratus."
Always Prepared

"Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum"
If You Wish For Peace, Prepare For War

"Quemadmoeum gladuis neminem occidit, occidentis telum est."
A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in the killer’s hands
Lucius Annaeus Seneca, circa 45 AD

"I don't even call it violence when it's in self defense; I call it intelligence."
Malcolm X

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
Benjamin Franklin

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
"Come and take them"

[jujigatame]

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

;)

[The Mastiff]

"If you are not the lead dog, the view is much is pretty much gonna be the same."
"Nothing but the same assholes every day" Anonymos sled dog/Poster common in 80's
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"Some people are alive, ONLY because it's illegal to kill them. " Common saying in 80's

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"Never mind the ambulance, send the janitor" "This guy's done"

Grizzled old reporter responding to screaming young woman reporter at press conference in PA where politician had shot himself in the head at press confrence he called following his conviction, or inditcment. I can't remember which. Anybody rember this one? It was non stop every half an hour in the early days of CNN news. I got to see live feed from satellite as my brother was working at a TV station in Alanta back then. One of the guys made it into a music video of sorts, reversing the brains back into and out of the guys head to the beat. :o

Believe it or not, I'm not really that cynical,or negative of a person. I do find the diversity of ways people respond to stress, shock, and grief interesting in the diversity of it. :) Joe

[tonydahose]

"Never mind the ambulance, send the janitor" "This guy's done"

Grizzled old reporter responding to screaming young woman reporter at press conference in PA where politician had shot himself in the head at press confrence he called following his conviction, or inditcment. I can't remember which. Anybody rember this one? It was non stop every half an hour in the early days of CNN news. I got to see live feed from satellite as my brother was working at a TV station in Alanta back then. One of the guys made it into a music video of sorts, reversing the brains back into and out of the guys head to the beat. :o

Believe it or not, I'm not really that cynical,or negative of a person. I do find the diversity of ways people respond to stress, shock, and grief interesting in the diversity of it. :) Joe

i remember that one..the guy pulled a revolver out of an envelope and well the rest is history..never saw the music video, though:p

[Bruceter]

A rancher friend of mine was partial to this one:

You have three choices in life when your situations changes, adapt, migrate or die.

Bruceter

[David Lowry]

"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

[The Mastiff]

i remember that one..the guy pulled a revolver out of an envelope and well the rest is history

That's the one Tony. The video is only memorable for it's poor taste. You didn't miss much. Joe

[tonydahose]

That's the one Tony. The video is only memorable for it's poor taste. You didn't miss much. Joe

yeah i have seen a couple of those incidents in person on runs....not to enjoyable or for the feint of heart.

[DRod]

When you get to the fork in the road, take it. :)


"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

I used to have that burned in a wooden plaque on my office wall. lol. Made in in the CNC room.

[Robert Ptacek]

[QUOTE=MacTech;444465]"You tried your best, and you failed miserably, the lesson is....never try!"(Homer Simpson's wise words to Bart)

Homer also said: "The first step towards failure is trying."

[Robert Ptacek]

Another one I like is: The true test of a man's character is how he treats someone who is of no use to him.

[rycen]

Pain is merely weakness leaving the body. Team Quest

[Axlis]

"If ignorance is bliss, then (insert place, hometown if applicable) must be paradise"

"If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, everyone's had a go at the asphalt layer somewhere down the line" (I think I just made that one up!)