The difference between having Guts vs. Balls

[FIMS]

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on these definitions.

[Toad310]

I Don't even know how to respond to your post:confused:

[thebestnoobcake]

lol i guess... but still totally random

[rosconey]

guts-calling a onside kick

balls-doing at the super bowl coming out of half time-

[sarguy]

Also sounds like the difference between a trip to the ED or a trip to the morgue.

[The Deacon]

Still like the definition of the Jewish term chutzpah I heard rolling years ago the best - It's when a kid who murdered his parents throws himself of the mercy of the court because he's an orphan.

[FIMS]

Just a Monday morning giggle. I just finished my seven days of night shift rotation.

[StangBang]

Thanks for the laugh :)

[tea]

I Don't even know how to respond to your post:confused:

I do. With a laugh. That was funny as hell.

[DMgangl]

I just laughed so hard I think I woke my neighbors.

DM

[hickster]

Good stuff! :D
hickster

[nathan310]

Hahah

[NoFair]

Very nice:D Will try it on the wife at a later opportunity ;)

[ozspyder]

Very nice:D Will try it on the wife at a later opportunity ;)

Very nice to have known you. Will see you on the other side when I too try this on my wife :p

[JBE]

guts-calling a onside kick

balls-doing at the super bowl coming out of half time-


Gotta admire Sean Payton's play calling to start the second half.:eek::D

And of course since the Saint's won here's the obligatory "WHO DAT?"