To Lighten you up a bit....

[hercules]

I've removed this for foul language, and themes which aren't appropriate for what Spyderco wishes to be a family forum open to all ages.



Moreover it had nothing whatsoever to do with Spyderco knives, nor did it have any of the social value that can be attributed to some off-topic threads.



This thread is closed.



Carlos



Edited by - Carlos on 7/8/2002 9:19:56 PM

[J Smith]

WOW! I eat at Ryans quit a bit.I think I will not use there restrooms again though.Were are you from?There are 4 Ryans within an hour from me.

JEFF

[dfmccarthy]

About two thirds of the way through your post I'm thinking, "why am I reading this?" But since you not only survived, but might even be said to have prevailed, it's actually a valuable lesson for other people. According to ads, coming in this Fall's new TV shows is something about how to survive worst case scenarios. It seems to be generally about burning buildings and such. But frankly, if given a choice, many people might chose a car accident or burning building over what you faced.

Of people I know, something similar to this has happened to three women over the years. (Public ejection from lower and in one case, upper as well, orifices.) But you definitely win for quantity. My only experience was starting to bleed internally and losing a cup/250cc of blood in a grocery store in downtown Houston. It's true , as the experts say, that black is the only color blood doesn't show up on. Luckily I was wearing black slacks, socks and shoes. So after the manager had told me their restroom was for employees only, I just walked out leaving bloody footprints. Served him right.
I wonder if the new TV show could be persuaded to cover your sort of worst case scenario? BTW, thank what ever you believe in for spouses/partners! It may sometimes take a lot of work, but could we survive without them?

[hercules]

Well, this story was originally posted at the gamecock's web board, so it certainly wasn't me. I read the story, and had to spend 2 hours trying to recover from the laugh I had. I laughed so hard I cried...;-)

[spidernoiree]

Hercules,

And how does Spyderco knives fit into the story?

Jeff <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

[yog]

I believe the technical term for this is &quot;firing on both cylanders&quot;. <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

I wont publically admit to having anything similar happen, but I will just say that large quantities of beer is known to produce a similar effect <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Walk softly, carry a big stick.

[dialex]

Man, you're the one! I just couldn't believe it! While reading, I called my wife &quot;Darling, come here, you have to read this!&quot; And after the first rows she exclaimed: &quot;Don't tell me that he used his <img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> to wipe off his a$$&quot;. &quot;No, no, just read further!&quot;
The truth is that this is awful. I lost an exam during school because of something similar <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>. I don't drink coffee, and that day someone offered me a cup, just to be alert, she said. Well... after half an hour I threw my paper away and run out. Years later, while telling the story to a teacher, he said that I could just ask for the permission to leave for a few minutes, as things like this happenes all the time... It was soo embarassing <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

[SpyderNut]

Jeepers! That sounds nasty! <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> I sure wouldn't want to be in that dude's shoes.

I too have had such things happen to me....However, I must let the past remain in the past and push on to the future. <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> It would gag a magot on a meat wagon. LOL! <img src="tongue.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Mike