The weight of your pants..?

[voxnaes]

Leroys_45 asked this "Q"; "How much does your pants weigh?" So gent´s and gals, how much?

Drop your pants right now and go to the nearest weight and give us those numbers...And the reason for the weight.

I can&#180;t give you mine since I apparently came to work without any pants. Have my SS Delica cliped to my right sock and a can of beans sticking out of the other. Man wasn&#180;t that a party!!<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0><img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Vox.

[Ted]

Honestly, I'm not really in the position to drop my pants at the moment. <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

[Big-Target]

the weight of my pants???

That may be a little TOO personal!!!

BIG-TARGET>>>>>>"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share."---unknown

[chinook]

Does this have any connection to sven's topic??

Disguised as a Responsible Adult

[Al]

Voxy ~ 'Pants'? don't ye mean Troosers, There's nae weighing machine aboot to weigh ma troosers with. Clipped to them, though, are a Rookie, Micra/Sebertool/photon 3/keys, Belt -Leatherman WAVE and a Microtech Mini SOCOM inra other pocket...Awwkay pal!<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>.

[yog]

Pants/Trousers, Cacks/Strides, Grundies/Slacks.

Two nations devided by a common language <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

3 nations if you count Scotland as well <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Walk softly, carry a big stick.

[yog]

Nuts <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Haven't been caught with a ND for a while.

Edited by - yog on 5/6/2003 1:18:32 PM

[voxnaes]

Big Target,
I still think you should come to Denmark and show some skin. To personal you say ? Hell, I&#180;m but naked right now if you don&#180;t count the wonderful Green Salsa Swede was so wonderful to send me! (Either you fondle your toys or you don&#180;t!)
Al,
I had my dad call the guy (neighbor ) up in Sweden, but the dude doesn&#180;t answer. But my parents are going up there in a couple of days so we will know. You should try pants they are great!! <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> And if you and Yog wanna play that game, it&#180;s &quot;Bukser&quot; that&#180;s the real word. I mean; you guys was wearing skirts when we came and taught you to pull up your pants!!<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
Best regards,
Vox the Vikinglord, pupil of Java the Black -son of Ted.

[java]

Yog,

4 Nations if you count Al! <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

Okay ye pesky Scot drop yer skirt.....er kilt then. &lt;img src=&quot;http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/disturbed.gif&quot;&gt; Wait never mind! Och! How does one gouge out ones mind's eye now. That's not an image I care to carry around with me. Who started this thread anyway?

Vox! I should have known...you should have heard what he e-mailed me this morning. I'd spill the beans but I've been sworn to secrecy and expect a handsome payoff from the Viking Overlord for my silence. Too much Sprite in the single malt again last night eh Vox? I wonder what normal Danes dream about when they drink their Schnapps and Akavit? (That man's bartender must have a vault full of extortion material.) &lt;img src=&quot;http://xceedspeed.com/forums/images/smiles/beer.gif&quot;&gt; Interesting post to say the least and Mrs Java is wondering why I'm wandering about with my 8-Panel Pearl Izumis down around my ankles looking for the scales. Now why were we supposed to do this??? <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>




Edited by - java on 5/6/2003 3:43:59 PM

[Alan2112]

If you could see all the gear on me right now with belt keepers, and all, you would know why I say NO! RKBA!

[sam the man..]

W<img src="spyder.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>W!

Sam

have scars will travel..

[Sword and Shield]

Why were you supposed to do this, Java? Simply for the sheer humor found in watching a bunch of grown, seemingly sane people try to calculate the weight of a major piece of clothing! <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

By the time you read this, you'll have already read it.

[voxnaes]

S&amp;S, What did you call us... This is a very serious way to gather info. on the weight of pants with tools in &#233;m.<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
Vox.

[Sword and Shield]

I said &lt;i&gt;seemingly&lt;/i&gt; sane, Vox. I make no assumptions on the sanity of this lot! <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

By the time you read this, you'll have already read it.

[dialex]

The weight of my pants? With or without pampers? Anyway, count also the 1.9 oz of my Delica (C11SBK as common people use to call it) <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

<a href="http://users.pcnet.ro/dialex"><font color=blue>(my page)</font></a>

[Joyce Laituri]

Yog's synonyms.....&quot;Pants/Trousers, Cacks/Strides, Grundies/Slacks.&quot;

Don't forget Britches: Bloomers: Jeans: Denims: Chinos: Slacks:

Vox...The image of the can o' beans is sticking with me for some reason.

RLMAO

[java]

Joyce,

Don’t forget your Daisy Dukes, pedal pushers, hot pants, shorts, Bermudas, cut-offs, short-shorts or Capris!

Throw some coverings on them get-away-sticks (gams, legs, pins, stumps, wheels etc.) and we’ll need to weigh our pantaloons, breeches, trews and breeks - for Al Brown, knickers, plus fours, pantalets, ducks, bags, knickerbockers, overalls, chaps, peg-tops, drainpipes, straight-legs, bell-bottoms, cords, clam diggers, hip-huggers, flares, dungarees, blue jeans, khakis, Levis, Wranglers, Roebucks, und lederhosen!

Just got home from another 13 hour shift and Java is not at his best so I'll just offer my humble apologies and head to bed as as I say....

It seems that I've been up late
So this is just an update
I've got no lengthy rants
About the weight of pants

The image that's been left us,
Of Vox and sox and beans
Quite frankly has depressed us
And we don't know what it means

Is Vox a closet flasher
Who's come out from the dark
Or a Spydie wielding slasher
Who's simply missed his mark.

Freud would have to be inventive
To say what this picture means.
Is Vox anal retentive?
Not with that can of beans!

Nighty-night, y'all......&lt;img src=&quot;http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/sleeping.gif&quot;&gt;





<font color="BLUE">"A hole-less knife is soul-less knife is a whole less knife" - <i>Javanese proverb"</i><font>

[voxnaes]

My dear friend,
Sleep well...and about the lyrics..-don&#180;t quit your dayjob!!<img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
You really are my Sensei in many ways!!
Vox.

[Al]

Sleep tight &amp; let the bed bugs bite...

[dialex]

Mr. Java, you're the man! LOL <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

<a href="http://users.pcnet.ro/dialex"><font color=blue>(my page)</font></a>

[swede]

Hey Vox,

Glad you enjoy the Salsa, but the visual image of you standing naked, clutching the knife brings chills to my spine. I never thought it would have this effect on you. And just WHERE are you clutching it anyway? NO... maybe don't tell me.

Better watch it, the Danish Postal Gestapo will see you. You might even get your picture in the paper.

Dave