OT....Prepare your s for WAR!!!!!!

[Big-Target]

And defend your Oreos with your very LIVES!!!!!!

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2003/05/12/OREO.TMP



BIG-TARGET>>>>>>"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share."---unknown

[swede]

Hi Big,

Gotta have 'em every night.
My Civilian says nobody's takin' 'em from me!!!

Dave

[ken]

WOW cookies will kill ya!

I think the reason for the lawsuit is that them kid's are smokin' them oreo's.

It's kind of like asbestos. After about 60 years of being around that stuff it might kill ya.

What will be next???

ken- I just love cookies.....

[dialex]

Anything that's good on Earth is either illegal, imoral or makes you fat <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
What are those Oreos, anyway? I guess they are cookies, OK, but what makes them so special?

<a href="http://users.pcnet.ro/dialex"><font color=blue>(my page)</font></a>

[J Smith]

Ok,whos going to send Dialex a pack of oreos?
I have no dought that in a few years we will all,by goverment regulations will be eating white rice,wheat bread and bottled water only.
I work for Pepsi.In schools here there is now a law that soda can not be sold in schools until after 1 pm.I would hate to have to eat lunch everyday with milk or juice.

I learn something new everyday,even though I don't want to. Jeff

Edited by - J Smith on 5/14/2003 6:23:29 AM

[Big-Target]

Here is the official website!!! I'm surprised they didn't change the website by including:&quot;Grab them while you can boys!! Before the government outlaws them!!!&quot;<img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
http://www.nabiscoworld.com/oreo/

BIG-TARGET&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&quot;When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share.&quot;---unknown

Edited by - Big-Target on 5/14/2003 7:02:45 AM

[Luvbug]

Trial lawyers are gonna ruin it for all of us.

[java]

The interesting thing is if you research all the studies referenced to dietary intake of cholesterol and blood serum cholesterol, there has never been a &lt;b&gt;direct and conclusive&lt;/b&gt; link between the two. Sure the indications suggest they are related but there are so many factors that the AMA recommended reducing intake and this gave birth to a whole new industry of low cholesterol products and spawned another loophole for those unwilling to take personal responsiblity for their own actions. Admirably, the AMA is covering all bases here in an effort to promote a healthy lifestyle and reduce the effects of athersclerosis and other heart related problems.

Cholesterol is needed by the body and whatever is not provided through diet is made in the body as endogenous cholesterol. This is vital to maintaining cell membrane integrity. The problem with phospholipids and cholesterol is they have a slow turnover rate and short of artificially increasing your blood serum levels of hormonal fat regulators, you need to fuel your metabolism and elevate it to help cleanse your serum lipids faster. You want to reduce your risk? The best thing is aerobic excercise coupled with a diet low in LDLs. But this has been common knowledge for years.

When I look at our country's sedentary lifestyles and willingness to to blame others for their own poor choices, Don Henley's &quot;&lt;i&gt;Get Over It&lt;/i&gt;&quot; rings ever so true.



&lt;font color=&quot;BLUE&quot;&gt;&quot;A hole-less knife is soul-less knife is a whole less knife&quot; - Javanese proverb&quot; &lt;/font&gt;



Edited by - java on 5/14/2003 9:26:37 AM

[java]

Sorry for my preaching above. The famed blues guitarist and friend of SRV, Lonnie Mack, said it best:

&lt;b&gt;&quot;Oreo Cookie Blues&quot;&lt;/b&gt;

I got chocolate on my fingers, icing on my lips
Sugar diabetes, and blubber on my hips.
I keep the night light burnin’ in the kitchen
So I can go downstairs and cruise.
I got them Oreo cr&#232;me sandwich,
Chocolate covered, cr&#232;me filled cookie blues.

I hide them in a cabinet. I keep them in a jar.
For emergencies, you know,
I keep ‘em in the glove compartment of my car.
And I just can’t live without em
They get me higher than I can get on booze
I got them Oreo cr&#232;me sandwich,
Chocolate covered, cr&#232;me filled cookie blues.

The doctor says I’m crazy
You better give them up and quick
Or you’ll be pushing up daisies
Because, boy, you definitely sick!
I couldn’t quit if I wanted to
Yeah I don’t wanna loose.
Them Oreo cr&#232;me sandwich, (now watch me)
Chocolate covered, cr&#232;me filled cookie -
Built by Nabisco - Ain’t no rookie -
Next best thing to n**kie blues

&lt;i&gt;-Words and Music by Lonnie Mack&lt;/i&gt;

Check out Lonnie and Stevie Ray on their &quot;Strike Like Lightning&quot; album. Great and somewhat unknown CD collection filler for anyone who loves SRV, Lonnie Mack, or Blues in general. Now slide them Double-Stuffs ova heah 'cuz all this negahtive press is given me tha Blues.......&lt;img src=&quot; http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/music269.gif&quot;&gt;


&lt;font color=&quot;BLUE&quot;&gt;&quot;A hole-less knife is soul-less knife is a whole less knife&quot; - Javanese proverb&quot; &lt;/font&gt;


Edited by - java on 5/14/2003 10:17:47 AM

[Sword and Shield]

What can I say? I'm loading the guns, sharpening the blades, and refilling the garage with food for the oncoming Apocalypse! Banning Oreos? What's next, banning those TV shows sponsored by cigarettes? Oh wait, they already did. OK, what's next, banning law-abiding citizens from buying guns on demand? Oh wait, they already did. *wanders away, mumbling, weeping* <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

By the time you read this, you'll have already read it.

[Big-Target]

The ending of the Oreo was prophicised to be the event prior to the coming of the Anti-Christ!!!!

We're screwed!!!<img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

BIG-TARGET>>>>>>"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share."---unknown

[dialex]

Thanks for the infos. Sending food or drinks abroad is prohibited here (I wanted once to send a bottle of palinka to a friend of mine and they said it's not allowed) <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> and perhaps those kind guys at the customs will eat them, anyway <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
You know Jeff, you are right. There was this situation here, during the dictator Ceausescu, when there was a law promoted that everybody is to be fed &quot;scientifically&quot;. And they made us ratios (one bread a day, one chicken every two weeks, four eggs a week (or were they six?) aso). And everybody had a notepad with coupons for all those ratios. It was close to starvation and the overall health didn't improve (but economies were made, anyway - more food for export) <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
Looks like your chosen ones (aka politicians) will push you in the same direction: we know better what is good for you, eat this, drink that, don't offend aggressors, even in self defense and in the first place don't carry one hand opening knives - this makes you deliquents! <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

edited for spelling, sorry

Edited by - dialex on 5/15/2003 12:20:52 AM

[Big-Target]

Quiet Dialex!!!!!
Don't give congress any ideas!!!!!<img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

BIG-TARGET>>>>>>"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share."---unknown

[swede]

I've just returned from Safeway, where I filled my trunk with as many Oreo packages as it would hold. Now, I'll booby-trap my garage and kitchen.

My plan is to eat as many as I can every day, carefully rotating packages, buying new stock while they are in stores. Then, when the ban comes, I'll wait until no more are available and sell off my remaining stock at a huge profit, and buy new Spydercos with the spoils. That's the American Way.

Hey Big,
I'll think about that Anti-Christ stuff. You may have something there.

Dave

[Big-Target]

You're damn right I do!!!!!

BIG-TARGET>>>>>>"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share."---unknown

[delicrazy]

yea as far as im concerned they can kiss my white irish @ss. im 14 years old and see no reason as to why i am incapable of eating oreos. i work out, i run, i bike, i keep in great shape. oreos do not seem to affect my health. if i started to get out of control with them, my parents would step in. contrary to what the government appears to think my parents are not idiots. they are in fact capable of raising children. so not only do i get the &quot;arent you too young to carry a knife&quot; crap but now i have most adults assuming i am fat lazy and completely incapable of thinking for myself. apparently i do not have the knowledge to eat correctly. of course the government keeps changing what is good and bad for you every couple of weeks. if anyone can recal the butter and margarine debates, youll know what im talking about. they are trying to eliminate dinosaurs from school teachings because it teaches evolution. thats bull sh*t! it is a proven fact that they did infact exist. and where i live there was a huge debate about harry potter, as it teaches the black arts! and my opinion has no real baring in life because i am apparently a stupid kid who does not know what is best for me.

yes. i could beat you in a fistfight, but id rather slaughter you with a blowtorch

[Big-Target]

The running joke at work is that the government is trying to turn little girls into oreo whores!!<img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>
&quot;Hi little girl!! I can score you some oreos. But what will you give me in return???&quot;<img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

I wonder what's going to be next??? Freebasing Fritos corn chips????

BIG-TARGET>>>>>>"When young men seek to be like you, when lazy men resent you, when powerful men look over their shoulder at you, when cowardly men plot behind your back, when corrupt men wish you were gone and evil men want you dead...only then will you have done your share."---unknown

[AllenETreat]

DiALEX :

It doesn't surprise me in the LEAST that
that shipping of foodstuffs to Romania is
&quot;illegal&quot; ; Hell, the way I understand it
from 1-800-ASK-USPS ( the U.S. postal service ) I can't even send a &quot;handtool&quot;
( the way to circumvent the current &quot;9/11&quot;
alarmist attitude ) to you! <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0> ANY suspect
packages, I'm told, WILL be opened, the &quot;property&quot; seized and fines ( and arrests ) will no doubt follow.

Remember when &quot;terrorists&quot; used AK-47's, pistols and bombs? Apparently the lawmakers
of the world DON'T! <img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>

AET <img src="wink.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle border=0>